Jerrod Carmichael (Variety's Top Comics to Watch, Comedy!) comes in for an INCREDIBLE YMIW, a talk that just filled Pete with wonderful creative happiness and joy. FOR REAL. Pete honestly doesn't want to give too much away. He also wrote this in third person. Just trust us: it's a good one. GET INTO IT, YOU WEIRDOS!

Michelle Buteau (Comedy Central! VH1! Last Comic Standing!) is a wonderful, wonderful weirdo and just a true delight! DARE I SAY SASSY?! I dare. So much sassitude. SASSITUDE. So much fun. Please enjoy this romp down comedy, friendship, and fun. GET INTO IT YOU WEIRDOS!!

Mike Burns (Chicago! Comedy! Chicago comedy! Gentlemen Scumbags podcast) is such a great YMIW guest: hilarious, open, thoughtful, and he does a hilarious Ryan Gosling face! GOS FACE! Please get into it and enjoy the weirdness you weird, weird weirdos!!

DOV DAVIDOFF (comedian! actor! writer! one of the most interesting people ever! cool guy!) is one of Pete's favorite YMIW guests ever: open, funny, thoughtful, badass. Good lord this is a great one. I don't want to even spoil anything here. Just get into it, you weirdos! It was the best. WHAT WAS IT, THE BEST? Yes. Just yes.

We don't care it's a holiday, weirdos! Here's a hot and fresh YMIW for you to enjoy on your roadtrip to watch explosions in the sky (fireworks, not the band. maybe the band.). Greg Behrendt! (Walking the Room podcast, comedy, instrumental ska!) He came in! He made it weird! HE MADE IT GREAT. You make it possible. Well, that's kind of true. I mean, we did it, but if you didn't listen WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT? Please enjoy you 4th of July weirdos!!

Sara Schaefer (emmy winning blogger for Fallon, You Had to Be There podcast, comedy) is a delightful guest: hilarious, thoughtful and DARE I SAY EVEN MOVING. A great episode with a lot of laughs AND a lot of heart. Good lord, get into it already! It's so good!!!

One of Pete's earliest heros Gary Gulman (Last Comic Standing, HBO, comedy) came by to make it weird reminiscing about Boston, brothers who ruined his magic shows, and so much more. A supremely good episode! GET INTO IT WEIRDOS!!

One of Pete's funniest and oldest friends from Chicago (continuing our CHICAGO week!) CHRIS MARRS came by the studio to make it weird and talk about their old improv team, being couple friends with Pete's ex-wife (weird!), commercial acting, writing, and bit and laughs abound. One of Pete's all time favorite people, we're so glad he could come by and GET INTO IT. Now it's your turn, weirdos! Please enjoy.

It's a Chicago-towne reunion show with all comedians Pete started with back in the ol' windy city (no one calls it that)! some familiar faces ("fam faces") and some newbie chewbies ("newbie chewbies") for all weirdos, Chicagoans and not, to enjoy. T.J. Miller! Hannibal Buress! Matt Braunger! Sean Flannery! Robert Buscemi! And a sharpshooting CJ Sullivan! SO PLEASE ENJOY YOU WEIRDOS!!

Is there anyone better than Ron Funches (Conan)?!?! Pete says no. So dive into the bliss of this joyful and wonderful man who remains a sunshiney pleasure even as the topics get dark and weird. DARK AND WEIRD. Like the thigh meat on a unicorn, guys. ALT HACK ALERT!! UNICORN! YES!!

Kevin Heffernan (Broken Lizard! Super Troopers! Slammin' Salmon!) comes by and makes it weird, "TV fat" style with Pete. So many laughs, so so many Super Trooper questions, and maybe even an impression or two. Get into it... MEOW!

Sean O'Connor (Conan!), Chris Thayer (FIVE hundred WEEKS!), Geoff Tate (Comedy Central!) came by the Comedy Attic in Indiana to crank out an absolutely incredible live YMIW!! Get in there. Enjoy! REPEAT!! Thank you to all the weirdos who came out it was a blast!!!

Jenny Slate (comedy, HBO, SNL, Gabe and Jenny) is one of Pete's absolute favorite people and this conversation could've gone forever and almost did. It's one of our funniest and also deepest and weirdest eps yet. Please get into it!!! YOU WEIRDOS!!

The amazing and hilarious writer-extraordinaire Kenya Barris (too many shows to list, one of the funniest guys Pete knows, they wrote on Teenage Daughter together!) comes by in one of those fun, you-may-not-know-the-guest but Pete-loves-these-episodes-pretty-much-the-best-ever kind of episodes!! Get into it, you weirdos! Kenya continues the Patrick Walsh tradition of being a hilarious writer that Pete worked with who also makes a great YMIW guest! FEELIN IT!

Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend podcast, Adam Carolla show) was so kind to have Pete as her first guest for her wonderful podcast and they had such a great time that she was FOR SURE going to have to make it weird sooner than later. And she has. Made it weird. Here. THE DICK DOES THE FUCKIN' and other catchphrases await! Get weird, weirdos!

Natasha Leggero (comedy, Ugly Americans, The Tonight Show) is one of Pete's (surprise!) absolute favorite people. Hilarious, wonderful and just fucking great. Pete just listened to this episode which he almost never does and loved it and then wrote about it in the third person for you to read here. Many LOLs. A real LOLercoaster! GET INTO IT, WEIRDOS!

Kurt Braunohler (comedy, new comedy gameshow "BUNK"!) is one of Pete's absolute favorite people. Fascinating stories of relationships, comedy, and lots of bad and offensive German accents. I mean, what else do you want?! It's WEIRD FOLKS. WEIRD. Kisses!

Pete's good buddy up-and-coming hilarious comedian Chris Thayer comes by to make it weird and weird it gets made. Seriously a great dude, hilarious dude, and some of the best stories Pete's ever heard. Please enjoy the UNDISCOVERED WEIRDO TREASURE that Pete wants to share with the world. Yes!!

Bo Burnham (comedy, "boom boom boom boom") comes by to make it VERY weird and VERY deep and VERY funny about comedy, gender, gender in comedy, life, space, outer space, just... just everything, guys. Please enjoy. Pete sure did. Your turn, weirdos!

Chelsea Peretti, Pete's "worst best friend" comes BACK to make it weird a second time, this time playing clips of the many times Pete has mentioned her on the show before and giving her a chance to retort. This is 99% new stuff, weirdos, just with some clips to give us jumping off points. Please enjoy, especially as Chelsea gives a detailed description of how she would kill Pete (they're close friends, we swear!).

Podcast and comedy giant Adam Carolla was crispy enough to come by and make it weird (thanks to Katie!), and for this we are grateful. Lots of wisdom, laughs and a great reason why you should call and see if a guitar store is open on a Wednesday afternoon before you just drive there assuming they'd be open. GET INTO IT, WEIRDOS!

Pete's buddy Harris W comes by to make it weird about drugs, comedy writing (Parks and Rec, Eastbound and Down, comedy), sex, God, the whole shebang. It's so great, there's really no need for this intro. PLEASE ENJOY!

Holy cow. Pete knew Shelby Fero was a Twitter monster, but it turns out she's a hilarious and thoughtful delight. A DELIGHT! How she's this legit delightful and EIGHTEEN we'll never know. Not to be ageist. Lots of cool people are young. But she's like OLD cool. You'll see. Lots of "when I was your age" and other weirdness for you to enjoy. Please do so now, weirdos!

DANA GOULD! (The Simpsons, comedy) comes in to make it oh so delightful. A Simpsons writer who's not afraid to talk about his favorite Simpsons quotes, you can imagine Pete enjoyed that. A lot. And we talk about getting kicked in the professional balls, sex, God, kids, comedy, fun, and laughs. GET INTO IT WEIRDOS!

David Koechner (Anchorman, Anchorman 2) stops by to make it very weird and very funny and very sweet. Sheesh, what a guy. Pete had such a blast with him he wrote this intro in the third person. Great ep! Get into it, weidos!!

Twitter monster Rob Delaney comes in to make it weird and talk origins, singing the national anthem and babies. It's a weird one, folks. I mean, for real. Stop reading this and PLEASE ENJOY, WEIRDOS!

THANK YOU to all the weirdos that came out to this live taping at the Gramercy Theater in NYC!! Michael Ian Black, Jim Gaffigan, Jessi Klein and Matt McCarthy come and get weird live-style, plus SPECIAL DROP IN(s). Yes!! Such a fun one. Please enjoy, you weirdos!!

Improv and comedy LEGEND, dare I say LEGEND, yes indeed I do dare, Matt Besser (UCB, comedy) comes in and gets real, deep and weird in record time. Please enjoy, weirdos!!

Some weirdos have been requesting more up-and-coming and less "established" comedians for a glimpse into the beginnings of standup and Mike Lawrence, although he has appeared on John Oliver's New York Standup Show and taped Conan shortly after recording this episode, at least somewhat fits that bill. A super weird guy and a super interesting and hilarious guy. Please enjoy you weirdos!

Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing, Vegan Mind Meld, comedy), and I know we say this a lot but FOR SERIOUS, gets real weird in this episode. Non-monogomy and other serious or deep things come up somehow amidst a sea of jokes. Just a SEA of them. A quick, deep mind. Get into it!

Duncan Trussell (The Duncan Trussell Family Hour podcast, comedy, the multiverse) is one of the most interesting people Pete has ever met and after Pete's appearance on his podcast, Pete couldn't wait to get him on YMIW. And it. Gets. REAL WEIRD. Please enjoy!!

Larry Miller (Seinfeld, Christopher Guest's movies, comedy) comes by and makes it both delightful (another wonderful happily married man to join the ranks of Greg Fitzsimmons and Gaffigan before him!) and weird. This episode made Pete happy inside. He hopes it does the same for you, weirdos!!

Nikki Glaser (Last Comic Standing, You Had To Be There podcast) is one of the best, funniest and most interesting comedians we've had on to make it weird. Good lord it gets weird. I'm not just saying that. This one goes some places that made Pete's face all flush. And we left it in. Because that's what we do. Incredible episode. Please enjoy!

Holy shit. Judd Apatow. I mean, holy shit. Kumail, Chris Gethard, Todd Barry, a surprise drop in, a great crowd. Live at SXSW. Holy shit. This. Happened. Get into it you weirdos!!

Greg Proops (Whose Line Is It Anyway, comedy, Smartest Man in the World podcast) is the perfect guy to make it weird because he's hilarious, smart and has opinions for days. For days!! And he did a voice in Star Wars. C'mon. Please enjoy, weirdos!

Pete! Sklars! Twins!! So much goodness, just get into it already. TOMMY NEED you to get into it. (You'll see).

Pete talks sex, Chicago, and a whole lotta comedy with his good friend Kyle Kinane. Also, Pete yells "Kinaaaaaaaaaaane!" a lot and you should, too.

Pete sits down with podcast/comedian giant Greg Fitzsimmons for an incredibly hilarious and incredibly useful discussion on anger, honesty, rage, sex, marriage, god, kids, comedy, philosophy and... what else is there? Get into you weirdos!!!

Pete sits down and gets real weird real fast with his longtime Chicago buddy Nate Craig with whom (how fancy! "with whom"!) he started standup back in 2001. So they get nostalgic, crispy, weird, all of it. Plus some of the deepest and bittersweet relationship stuff we've had so far. Please enjoy!!

Pete's friend Hannibal Buress (comedy, SNL, 30 Rock) comes by to get weird and hilarious and weirdly hilarious. It's really good. Who reads these intros? Just listen to it you reluctant reading type person! It's great!! #crispy

Dave Holmes (no relation, MTV, A Drink With Dave, comedy) is the greatest. Just one of the funniest and nicest guys you'd ever want to meet AND he lost that MTV VJ competition to that weird Jesse guy! Of course, Pete asks about that and learns that Dave is asked about that on the daily. So, needless to say: weird. Also, lots of sexy sex talk for you sex people out there, getting all sexy. GET CRISPY WEIRDOS!

Comic giant Paul F. Tompkins comes by to talk about so much more than just his role in There WIll Be Blood, but let's be honest: you can't be in Pete's favorite film and have it NOT come up. Then, comedy. Then, sex. Then who knows. We get weird. WEIRD. And well dressed!

Pete's (also-huge) buddy Steve Agee (Sarah Silverman Program, comedy) comes in to discuss drugs, comedy and the origin of "crispy." I mean. what's better than that? Get into it, weirdos!

Bill loves to break chops, but as you will see, he is actually one of the nicest guys Pete knows and was someone who was incredibly helpful to Pete in the early stages of his standup career. So, like most episodes, Pete does his best to recreate helpful, funny and wonderful conversations they've had to share with weirdos everywhere. Oh, and the funniest anti-marriage rant that's ever been recorded. So... look forward to that!

Pete sits down with one of his best fwendz in the world, Emily Gordon, writer/blogger/producer and wife to one of Pete's other best fwendz in the world, Kumail Nanjiani, and breaks just about everything Pete cares about wide open: life, love, the whole deal. It's all in here. Pete says this is his favorite episode (although he admits he shouldn't play favorites) but "fuck it: this is the best." Get crispy, weirdos!!

CollegeHumor's Jake and Amir go from zero to crispy in under 8 para-seconds. Get into it weirdos!

Joe Mande is an internet rascal, comedian and Jew. What? He's Jewish. Why bring that up? Well, Pete and Joe talk about Judaism. That's why. See? Even the description is weird. Imagine what it's like inside... That's right, I consider listening to the podcast to be "inside." This intro, more or a foyer-type area. Get in there!

Pete sits down with his goofy goof friend Chris D'Elia (Whitney, comedy) to talk about how comedy can be silly, goofy and a third word that means silly or goofy as well as some real deep shit about psychology and crazy comedy thoughts for real. It's VERY crispy in there, weirdos. Be careful.

Pete sits down with two of his absolute favorite New Yorker cartoonists Matt Diffee and Alex Gregory to discuss hilariously and in depth-edly the intricate and complex world of cartooning. Comedy takes many forms, and this one is one of the weirdest. No sex or God talk here, rather an in-depth look at one of the strangest and most exclusive comedy-worlds Pete feels lucky to have ever infiltrated.

Lexington High School alumni (alumnis?) Pete and Eugene (Bob's Burgers, Delocated, comedy) get weird covering, amongst other things, why you could possibly yell "LEGEND!" at Eugene next time you see him, but probably shouldn't.

The first return guest to make it weird, T.J. clears the weird air surrounding recent Twitter and Dane Cook-y incidents. C'mon, that sounds pretty weird, right?

This is the first episode where Pete pre-interviewed the guest's wife as to what weird things to ask. Does it get weird? Is Nick's last name Thune? (yes!!)

What could be weirder than having What The Fuck sit down with What The Heck? Do you really need a description? You're still reading this, so okay. "The incredible host of WTF sits down to make it weird. The only question is: will he say "keep it crispy" at the end?"

What’s weirder than Nick Kroll telling Pete his laugh is the absolute worst? Let’s just say Pete calls Nick a son-of-a-bitch like 40 times. And “vaginas dentata” is mentioned, if that’s a thing. And comedy, sex and God. Oh, and candy bars and growing up pretty well off.

Anthony Jeselnik (Comedy Central Presents, Comedy Central Roasts, CD "Shakespeare") is Anthony Jeselnik ALL THE TIME. This episode is a delightful and oddly honest and weird conversation about EGO (Pete and Anthony discuss at length their egos and the importance of a performers ego), confidence, voice, persona, weed, traveling first class, likability, and of course sex and God. Plus a bonus track from the unreleased UCB NY CD about, fittingly, bragging. Enjoy you weirdos!!

One of the funniest, quickest and most pick-up-huggable comedians ever gets super weird with his buddy Pete getting into blackout drinking, being older than he looks, Best Week Ever and the ethical conflict behind doing Last Comic Standing. Plus another standup track from Pete's UCB NY recordings (the never-released standup CD). CRISPY!

Fans of Family Guy and people curious about television writing, hilarious tweets and the usual weirdnesses of YMIW are in for a treat: Alec Sulkin is a writer for FG, a huge, hilarious twitter monster and a wonderful guest to delve into sex, God and comedy with. It's definitely crispy. Like, for real.

Oh man. This is a weird one. Pete asks Sarah Silverman if she "tells herself she's a good person" and, I mean, that's in like the first minute. What more weirdness do you want?! How about Sarah talking about losing her virginity. I mean, this is all in under the four minute mark. Or new euphemisms for masturbation. Pete also overshares his virginity story and calls the Old Testament "your half of the Bible." God, this is a weird one. This is also the first ep where Pete shares a track from the lost "UCB Tapes," never-before-heard standup recordings from NYC.

Pete gets weird with one of his favorite comedians who, amongst other weirdnesses, is a delightful breath of God-believing fresh air. It's super crispy!

Neal Brennan, who co-created the friggin' Chappelle Show for crying out loud (and is a great, hilarious standup, writer and director), has the best show biz stories in the world. He shared a ton of them here, as well as a couple of the things that make him incredibly weird. Neal, like past guests, is another brunch buddy and we've recreated the feel one of our many vegan feast chats here for you to enjoy. SO ENJOY. got it, weirdos?

Boy, if you like talking about comedy AND sex, this episode is for you. Definitely NSFW, NSFP (playgrounds), NSFDIACWYIL (driving in a car with your in-laws). NSFC (church). It gets super personal, super sexual and mildly sexy. Sex! Also, drugs. Also, loads of laughs with Pete's good friend and hilarious comedian Moshe Kasher.

What's weirder than offending Pete's good friend Chelsea in the first 10 minutes of the podcast? Listen and you'll find out!

BONUS EPISODE! What's weirder than a long talk with Dave Coulier? Like, for real, anything? Pete and Dave talk about getting-then-losing SNL, what Dave "pulled down" for Full House, Muppet Babies, sex, and God. Somehow it was both deep AND filled with the occasional fart noise. Weird.

Demetri and I get weird talking about how God is a bouncing ball, divorce and whether or not he feels "stuck in his persona". Great episode with a great comedian!

It gets REAL weird with my longtime friend/movie star/rapper/weirdo T.J. Miller. We get into life-threatening brain surgery, the meaning of life and he makes me feel weird for being a TV writer. But in the best kind of way.

There's plenty weird about my hilarious friend Kumail Nanjiani to get the show started off right! I've been good friends with Kumail for ten years so we're able to go deep into his comedy (specifically how his early voice was so different from his style now), his marriage (Kumail is one of the few young, married comedians I know) and his thoughts on religion. Buckle up for weirdness!